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Shut up Paul
"CaAaAaAaAaAarl" Paul said

"Would you believe it is strawberry Milkshake?" Carl said
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A very ignorant person who tends to stab people approximately 37 times in the chest
Guy 1: I think that guys crazy
Guy2: Yeah, he's such a carl
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Steve: Holy shit that dude just got Carled!!!
Gabe: What a fucking pussy.
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To throw up violently or in an exceptionally awkward or hilarious manner. Similar to a "Ralph" but funnier. There is a fine line of separation between a Ralph and a Carl, but where you tend to feel better after you Ralph, you feel equally bad after you Carl.
Person 1 "Did you see what Johnny just did?"
Person 2 "No, what?"
Person 1 "Well he was making weird sounds, sort of like a fart, but when I looked over he was Carling slowly all over the floor."

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really fucking gay for cars. total sex noob
"Did you just see Carl sit on his car's fucking gearstick"
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Carl is relentless like a honey badger and loves his jam. He often talks in incomplete sentences and is known for phrases such as: "Jamtastic!"; "if it's not jam its marmalade"; and, his most famous quote "you've been badgered".
Carl get away from that girl you relentless honey badger!

Individual: I'm off to the shop
Carl: Dont forget my Jam!
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The inner Greatness black Carls have.
Man my friend Carl has lots of Carlness.
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