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carbobomb
A food item, high in starch or sugar (or both). Can be meal or snack. Induces initial blood sugar boost, followed by overwhelming sugar low or "carb comas" within a few hours of ingestion.
Krispy Kreme closed? What the hell? Where am I going to get my morning carbobomb?
Poutine has been described by a CNN personality as: "a carbo-bomb the likes of which you've never tasted before."
The carbobomb exploded at 3pm this afternoon. The only casualty: my ass.
Poutine has been described by a CNN personality as: "a carbo-bomb the likes of which you've never tasted before."
The carbobomb exploded at 3pm this afternoon. The only casualty: my ass.
carbobomb by shouldersurfergirl January 14, 2008
carmobolis
carmobolis by OvaltineJenkins20 December 21, 2018
Carpjob
When you need to shit in the Illinois river and the Asian carp start eating your beef stew. You feel sensual and sexy. You start jacking off. The Asians love it even more. The Asian carp start feeding off of your jizz. You enjoy it and feel a calm sense of peace that you haven’t felt since you saw your mom fuck your sister in the living room at noon when you came back from lunch at your factory job and jerked off in the corner on that old beige towel. You didn’t wash the towel and placed it back on the towel rack.
I want a carpjob.
Car Job
Giving a blow job or hand job "car job" on our car ride, bus ride train ride and airplane ride... or on your snow machine..in snowy places .
Car Job by 1redcupcake December 9, 2010
Cajobbled
Cajobbled by Hustla Hammy May 13, 2005