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Caribbean Dutch Rudder 

Splitting a handjob from a hooker with your homie to save money. The hooker will jerk both of you off simultaneously (that's why the have two hands) thus allowing you to split the hourly rate. This is typically only practiced within the Caribbean islands.
Friend 1: "Damn bro, I spent so much money on lap dances I don't have enough to get a handy. You wanna go to that whore house and split something?" friend 2: "sure let's go there and get a wankin' Caribbean Dutch rudder style!!"
Caribbean Dutch Rudder by Bigsticky December 15, 2016
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Carburetor

Slang for the human heart.
"My biggest fear is who will run my business when my carburetor conks out."
Carburetor by talk2me-JCH2 January 14, 2021
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canadian carburetor 

Sucking Crown Royal out of someone's bhole and thanking them for the gas after.
Jim pulled a Canadian Carburetor on his girlfriend last night and topped his tank off.
canadian carburetor by Idon September 28, 2013

Carbubbly 

From the words carbonated and bubbly, meaning:

1. bubbly, as a beverage
2. excitable, flighty
3. happy-go-lucky
1. I'd like a carbubbly drink, please.
2. She has a carbubbly nature.
3. Zip-a-Dee-Do-Dah is such a carbubbly song!

Caribbean King Crab 

A sexual position in which the female is squatted on top of the male genitalia while the male is lying on his back. The girl then proceeds to hold her hands out like crab claws and rotates in a clockwise pattern. Lube is recommended.
Bro, we Caribbean King Crabbed all night. She was so dizzy afterwards.

Cribulate 

The act of one residing in their crib
"I'm just gonna cribulate later"
Cribulate by Verycooldude March 23, 2020

Pirates of the Caribbean 3 

Code name for something you did last weekend that you are too embarrassed to really admit.
"I went to my sister's college this weekend and watched Pirates of the Caribbean 3. I puked 5 times in the parking lot afterward."

Bob: "Spent the night at Kristen's."
Steve: "What did yall do?"
Bob: "We watched Pirates of the Caribbean 3."
Steve: "Very nice!"