Chopping timber

The act of defecating. A way to let others know that you're going to go drop the dueces like a sweaty lumberjack.

If you guys need me, I'll be in the basement chopping timber.

Chopping timber by CbenC September 10, 2009

Karate chopping the meatloaf. 

Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.

He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.

She was karate chopping the meatloaf.

Karate chopping the meatloaf. by HiggyTheDestroyer February 8, 2015

chopping the lumber down 

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

chopping the lumber down by I got you back July 19, 2009

Chopping Chedder 

cuting the cheese, ripping gas, farting

Yo,somebody was chopping chedder, it stanks up in here.

Chopping Chedder by Kangoe Joe October 25, 2003

Chopping parsley 

Eatting pussy

Steps for sex:

1. Kissing
2. Touching
3. Chopping parsley
4. Insertion

After we kissed, I slid her pants off and began chopping her parsley

Chopping parsley by MJBL January 10, 2012

On the chopping block 

A person who's on the chopping block is in danger of losing their job or getting into serious trouble. A project that's on the chopping block is likely to be terminated.

Matt really put his head on the chopping block when he started

spending all the money that doesn't belonged to him.

On the chopping block by Morphius13 July 13, 2016

chopping rails 

Cutting up lines of powdered drugs such as cocaine for inhalation.

Bruce was chopping rails of blow when the cops kicked in his door.

chopping rails by sniffle and snort September 2, 2010