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cardistry 

Cardistry is the non-magical, artistic manipulation of playing cards. Think of shuffles, one-handed cuts, armspreads, springs, displays (like shapes), and whatever your imagination can conceive and your fingers can accomplish.
After making a perfect card fan with one hand and tossing it behind his back to the other, I quickly realized I might have been watching one of the best cardistry performances ever.
cardistry by Cardist March 29, 2008
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people who think they are funny when they say the most unoriginal jokes about vegans. Like wtf why do you think you're funny.
"How do you know someone's vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"no one laughed from that Mr. Carnist💀"
carnist by teneab July 22, 2023
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Rapist Capeist 

In the videogame Sea of Thieves there is an island called "Rapier Cay", which for SoT players is widely known as "Rapist Capeist". Because of the size of the island most players tend to just drive their ships right over the middle of the island, whilst taking minor hits to the hull.
Arrthur: "Oh, I think I spotted Rapist Capeist, let's drive right over it."
Jarrshua: "Yeah great idea, we still need to burn our 217 planks from that fortress!"

careyistc 

Using large words in place of small ones to make yourself seem smart.
The small child told his friend Klein that his was a narcissist instead of a bastard.
careyistc by Art Garfunkel July 7, 2004

carfisting 

The act of a female slowly inserting and fucking a vehicle's gear selector.
Stacey put her brand new 2010 Hummer into park at a local Kroger so she could begin carfisting her tight pussy.
carfisting by Dylandam November 13, 2011
(n) A Person who judges another person by the car he/she drives.
John: Hey steve, check the guy driving that porsche over there, he's such a douche bet he taken his boss's cock in his ass more than once to get a car like that.

Steve: I know what a fag.....

John: Check that woman in that Beamer over there, bet she sucks a lot of cock for that sweet ride.

Steve: We're such carsists.
Carsist by Carsist April 12, 2010
When one is a crafter and an artist------- Originally created my Moriah Elizabeth
Hi, my name is _______, and I am a cartist.
Cartist by I <3 Moriah Elizabeth August 28, 2020