Grant Cardone 

A 60 year old former heroine addict who after recovery become a hectamillioanre selling houses ,condos , apartments, sales courses along with literally hundreds of other items to low income business owners. He generally sees himself as a the head of his 10X cult in which he pushes all persons to increase all quantities of activities in their lives by 10 with the exception of how much money they give him which he order an increase of by 100 fold.

"You can fake a Lamborghini and a Yacht but you can't fake a private jet" - Grant Cardone.

Grant Cardone by Santiago Cantu December 17, 2018

Trevor Cardone 

Lead singer/screamer of the "band' Pacific Skyline. He is a "scene kid' that dropped out of beauty school and can not take criticism. He bases his band's success on how many likes they get on facebook, which result from the constant whoring of themselves everywhere. He claims that his band is "the best on the coast" and that the band will get them somewhere and has been saying this for years. The only I place I see them going is nowhere fast. The band has only played one live show and got boo'd off the stage, but still claim these things. He has no job, is always bumming off of people, and says that Haters do not phase him, but if you post anything negative/disagreeing/criticizing about his band you get block forever on facebook. Basically, he needs to grow up, stop thinking this band will make him famous, and get a life. His name can be used in instances where you are in a situation facing something/one you don't like so you run away from the problem. You can use his last name if his full name does not work.

Man, if you don't stop hating on me I'm going to 'Trevor Cardone' you!

I'm popular because I 'Cardone myself everywhere.

Trevor Cardone by A watcher who watches. September 23, 2011

Carbonese 

Pasta dish Invented by a Swedish super dad who was ”less” (tired) of making (and eating) pasta carbonara every damn day. So one day he made them bolognese and the kids complained. As the super human he is he made them carbonara but mixed in bolognese (fuck traditions!) Shut up and eat kids! and man did they eat…

Any idea what I should make for dinner?
Carbonese is always a good choice!

Carbonese by Stefanatic August 29, 2021

Cardenesque 

Clumsy, shortsighted approach to all aspects of life. Examples of cardenesque behaviour may involved awkwardness in social situations, such as offering strangers small drinks or taking great offence at inanimate objects' presence.

Cardenesque behaviour is often associated with alcoholism, followed by an almost schizophrenic style of conversation where deep-rooted insults are followed immediately by profuse apologies and public displays of affection.

The results of sustained periods of such behaviour can be as minor as creating and repeatedly singing a personal theme-tune to far more sinister acts resulting in defecation or serious personal injury.

Examples of cardenesque conversations

A: "Might I buy you a SMALL glass of red wine?"

B: No

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A: "You're a cunt. I fucking hate you."

A: "I'm sorry I really love you I mean. Give me a kiss"

Cardenesque by theghostwhoneverlies May 17, 2009

carjones 

The extra balls one gains behind the wheel of a vehicle.

Whoa! Did you see that guy cut me off? That guy has some carjones.

carjones by Fenris117 August 16, 2014

angie cardone 

A girl who dated Jason just for his sweet tender chicken nuggets

You know that Jason kid got the Angie cardone yesterday

angie cardone by Littledefoe18 June 28, 2018

angie cardone 

A girl that dated Jason just for his sweet tender chicken nuggets

Jason just got the Angie cardone yesterday

angie cardone by Littledefoe18 June 28, 2018