Chateau Cardboard

A classy term referring to cheap cask wine, goon.

Student 1: What you gonna drink Saturday night?

Student 2: Thought I'd fork out for some some Chateau Cardboard.

by Morticia Cadaver May 4, 2009

captain cardboard

Derogatory term used to describe what appears to be a macho and/or shallow and/or unintelligent man, sometimes out of jealousy because he is dating a girl you like. This term coined by the character Spike from the television show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”

"God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway, and... and you have stupid hair." -Spike

by Doomhammr February 24, 2005

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cardboard cut

Imagine getting a paper cut, but instead of paper, it's a cardboard cut. Side effects may include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, fantasizing about self-applied knife implants, and uncontrollable cursing.

Hey, where's that gun with the one round in it? I just got a cardboard cut.

by Luminal M8 June 10, 2016

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cardboard box

The ultimate tool in stealth technology.

Treat your cardboard box with care. Take care of the box and it'll take care of you. Don't think of it as just another box. Treat it with love...don't be rough.

by not Solid Snake April 15, 2006

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