Take Meds Card

A blunt, offensive directive implying that someone's opinions or online behavior are so irrational, aggressive, or erratic that they must be off their prescribed psychiatric medication. It reduces all disagreement or passion to a chemical imbalance, suggesting the solution isn't discourse but pharmaceuticals. It's a particularly nasty form of gaslighting that tells a person their very mode of engagement is a medical emergency.

Take Meds Card Example: During a late-night, intense political thread, User A makes a valid but passionately worded point. User B, wanting to dismiss them, replies: "Your timeline is unhinged. Seriously, go take your meds card and chill." This reframes healthy engagement as a manic episode requiring sedation.

Take Meds Card by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Take Grass Card

A derisive, modern evolution of the "touch grass" insult, accusing someone of being so terminally online, ideologically captured, or immersed in niche digital subcultures that their perspective has become completely disconnected from the practical realities and social norms of the offline, physical world. It suggests their arguments are only valid within a specific online echo chamber and evaporate upon contact with mainstream, tangible life.

Take Grass Card Example: In a debate about real-world economics, someone cites a theory popular only in a fringe online forum. The reply: "Your entire worldview is filtered through that subreddit. Seriously, it's time to take the grass card—go outside, talk to a neighbor, get a job. Your argument doesn't survive the sunlight." It invalidates the point by attacking the perceived digital insularity of the speaker.

Take Grass Card by Abzugal February 3, 2026

The Caretaker 

That guy who made music about dementia and everyone praised him one year after he stopped doing it

The Caretaker makes cool music.

The Caretaker by The Greying Dog March 4, 2021

caretaker 

a person who watches out for you when trying new and different drugs; usually thee experienced person or the person with less intrest in the drug; person who keeps you outta trouble

Bob- "Dude, I wanna shroom. Wanna be my caretaker?"

Jim- "Sure thing, man"

caretaker by mu$!c$c33n3qu33n March 28, 2009

The Caretaker 

The fit man with a funny hand from scary movie 2.

"Hi, Im Hanson, Im the caretaker. And whats ure name sweetchild??"

The Caretaker by Sweetchild August 16, 2005

caretaker 

One that cares for everyone.

Person1:Why do you like her.
Person2:No one deserves to be left out.
Person3:Why are you so caretaker?

caretaker by TheBalancer February 9, 2014

caretaker'd 

Same thing as the rickroll, except with a compilation of albums Everywhere At The End Of Time by The Caretaker on YouTube, which is a music series exploring dementia.

damn i just got caretaker'd again!!

caretaker'd by habemhabamhabom April 11, 2021