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1. Card nazi
When playing card games or games with cards the person that always wants the cards,reads the questions,holds the cards,shuffles,deals,always wants control of the cards even if not playing the game,hogs the cards.
hey jim want to play some cards? Okay call some more people but not annie shes such a card nazi.
2. card whore
1. A player in rummy who picks up the discard pile to prevent another player from picking up a certain card, in particular, the card they needed to finish a set or run.

2. The player who has control in the game hearts.

3. Anyone who knows all the rules to several card games.
"Man! I was going to pick up that 7 if Jeff wasn't such a card whore!"
3. micropups
A popular card games based on the carnivorous bullets of the same name. In keeping with the micro nature of micropups, the micropups card game is a "micro" card game.

Introducing the Game.
Before the game is dealt the dealer must first announce game by simultaneously shrugging their shoulders (ever so slightly) and announcing "micropups." For more advanced players, a silent shrug often suffices.

Play
After all antes or blinds are on the table, the dealer begins play by dealing one card face down to each player. Each player then looks at his or her cards and a standard round of betting occurs. A second face down card is dealt to each player still in the game. Another round of betting. Then comes the one community card which is dealt face up and is used in each player's hand. Another round of betting. After all the betting is done, each player still in the game will reveal their hands and determine the winner.

Hand Rank
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4. cardtard
A cardtard is a person who lacks ability, experience or etiquette related to playing card games. The term is relatively inclusive, covering those people that have physical, emotional, or intellectual difficulties.
'Cardtardness' includes difficultly shuffling card decks, dealing cards, the inability to properly arrange cards by suit, arrange cards by rank or fan cards within a hand.

Additional examples include lacking recall and knowledge of card playing rules, not following suite, when required, playing out of turn, table talk, taking excessive amounts of time to make decisions and spilling soda on the playing surface (also known as a 'Karen').
5. Card On Ya Dome
A drinking game involving multiple people. One card is dealt to each player, they do not look at the card, but put it on their forehead. On the count of three each player says who they think has the highest card. If a player is right, they do not drink; if the player is wrong, or has the lowest card in the round, they drink. In the event that there is a tie for the lowest card, the tying players each drink three drinks. This game has originated from the city of Taylorville, Illinois.
Man, last night I got so drunk from playing Card On Ya Dome.
6. card shark
One who is very proficient at card games.
Don't play him, he's a card shark.
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7. long suit
an area where a person has much experience or a skill where one has much talent. Long suit probably comes from card games such as "hearts", where the player has to follow the trump and has either many such cards in his/her hand, a long suit, or not.
He managed to thank the master of ceremonies, but sat down quickly. Public speaking isn't really his long suit.
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