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calaboose 

Jail, hoosegow. From Sp. "calabozo."
I had a few, picked a fight, and ended up in the calaboose.
calaboose by cornholio October 14, 2003

Carbosexual 

The romantic or sexual attraction or preference toward carbonated beverages (ex: pop, cola, soda, sparkling water)
The person values carbonated beverages over people and is often very selective about the brand and type.
Friend A: "Hey man, what do you want to drink?"
Friend B: "You got any Pepsi?"
Friend A: "You ok with diet?"
Friend B: "Hell no, I'll pass"
Friend A: "What are you, carbosexual?"

Caraboner 

The sexual attraction to useless plastic clips, specifically carabiners.
Geoff has such a caraboner. It's pretty disgusting.
Caraboner by TheDogWrites October 19, 2017
When someone is being lame, maybe a little boring, bitchy, or is in a grumpy mood.
Dad: “I’m going to bed because you guys are being a bunch of crabasses.”

Kid: “Gee thanks.”
Crabasses by BootyYeeter69 February 17, 2019
and extremely retarted tech nerd
Cam from OCN caraboose
caraboose by whatsta March 2, 2009
Me, I am the all mighty caraboose

I've also heard that there were like 3 different people in WW2 that had the last name of caraboose
PbNation, EOCF, OCN, you name it, it's me, caraboose
caraboose by caraboose March 2, 2009