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i'd hit it -- with a car 

A phrase use to describe a person whom you find sexually revolting. A derivative of expressions such as "I'd hit it" and "I'd tap that" used to express the desire to have sexual relations with a person if given the opportunity.

I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that
i'd hit it -- with a car
Two guys talking

1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car
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Hit me with your car 

Another way to ask someone to peg you.
Hey babe, wanna hit me with your car?
Hit me with your car by Pupp Doo December 7, 2017

Hit you with a car 

A way of saying you will kiss or make out with someone.
Him: “I’m gonna hit you with a car.”
Her: “Oh yes please I want your juicy lips on mine.”

car hits crowd 

James Alex Fields Jr., or another white terrorist / extremist. Used by complicit media in a phrase when they at all cost want to avoid stating that a white rasist dude or a nazi is responsible for a terrorist attack using a vehicle.
Car Hits Crowd After White Nationalist Rally in Charlottesville Ends in Violence (The New York Times)

car hitler 

Did Hitler and Car Hitler meet up in the back rooms. Yes they did under Car Hitler Fastist ideology spears across Car Europe with Car Mussolini loving the idea but in 1945 a rap battle with Eminem led to Car Hitler killing himself later Nikita Grushev and his winions ordering bob the builder to build a wall around east Lego city to keep out the influence of free dental insurance to his workers which something he couldn’t afford
Did you hear Car Hitler shoot himself

Yeah ikr want some Dino nuggets

a car hits me and im in the e.r fr 

when you get into an incident in which an automobile hits you and you get sent to the emergency room, for real
bootyclapper: a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

Hitler's parade car 

only real ones from America that chill at cheep cheep beach with one teste understand
"Hitler's parade car" to be a chill guy but you own Hitler's parade car
Hitler's parade car by pr3p5t3r August 5, 2025