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When a person is shat upon by multiple people, that person must then crawl on all fours as the people involved pee on them until squeaky clean.
Rachel got a car wash last night from the whole fraternity.
by Stuttering prick June 15, 2012
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a hardcore motorboat, a motorboat that would leave men awestruck and mind-blown
Sherri blew my mind with that carwash last night.
by APU & The Stooge January 28, 2012
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Your Lover (Female/Male) lies on their back, you then take your testicles and dip them into your lover's mouth soaking them. You then pull out your now soaked testicles and drag them along your lover's face. When your testicles reach your lover's forehead you fart on your lover's face to dry them off. CARWASH
Ever washed your car.... samething but using your balls and asshole Car Wash
by AKA(Imodium) January 25, 2010
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When two people lick another's vagina and asshole at the same time. Thus resembling a car wash, by cleaning both holes at the same time.
"Hey man want to go car wash that chick?" "OK I call the ass!" "Alright I got her vajj"
by Shock Burner October 01, 2009
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The girl must be wearing glasses. Poop is first thrown on the ladies face to act as mud. The male then ejaculates on her on her glasses, simulating soapy bubbles. He must dangle and swab his hairy scrotum across the glasses to scrub. Next he proceeds to urinate on her face to rinse off the mud and soap. And immediately turns around and blows a fart in her face to hot dry.
Man I ran her through the car wash last night, she was not happy.
by Dudley Goodlove November 13, 2008
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when a person sits against a wall and a woman places one foot on said wall while standing in front of them and practically washes their face with her vaginal juices, clitoris, and orgasm liquids.
Mary gave John a carwash yesterday in the back of the house.

There's a nail sticking out of this wall, Lisa; can you carwash me somewhere else?
by WidowodadjiaN October 18, 2008
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Unlike most of the entries here on Urban Dictionary, the true definition of what it is...A car wash is the place where people bring their cars in and get washed from all of the dirt that acclimates on it since they last had it washed. With the situation today with the "Conflict" in Iraq and the Economy being the way it is, a car wash is more of a luxury than it is as a necessity. It is also the place where I work on Saturdays and Sundays in the city. A carwash either has one, two, or all three types of carwashes - a U-Do-It (self-serve) car wash (where you wash the car yourself), a Touchless Automatic (where you sit in the car and heavy concentrated chemicals are applied to the outside of your car without any use of friction, or brushes), and a Full-Service car wash (which normally includes inside and outside detailing, with the usage of friction to get the car clean). It is common for most carwashes to use waxes on cars too, to give it that extra little shine that would take less time than to apply it by hand. It is also a place where a lot of confusion can come into play - like how some customers don't know how to work the change machine, or even know that Dollar Coins are legal U.S. currency. Weather is always on the negative side of the carwashing industry, as a rainy day can close up a carwash, since no one will want to get their car washed in the rain.
I like and dislike my carwash job, as the pay is decent, but it is a place where I face a lot of idiots who don't know how that the people detailing your car need to make a living, and that a $1.00 tip is nice, since they make minimum wage and can't go anywhere with that money alone.
by izcool September 25, 2006
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