by palzeaird April 26, 2011
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.
by Renegade412 March 1, 2013
you are by far thay gayest creature to ever walk this earth and you to have your butt hole plessured
by Evand Holmes May 17, 2007
refrence to fag, or aka Andy Harris. Being a complete deush bag and playing and sucking on the shity hockey coache's poop
by haha yea February 9, 2004
A male who has sex with a prostitute and feels sorry for her afterwards questioning her life choices. He usually offers her encouraging advice and support to get her out of the lifestyle.
That guy was a real captin save a ho. Told me to give all this up and that he could help me find a job!
by Jenrette J. December 27, 2006
Markiplier is such a Captin Wing Ding!
by McDonaldsOfAustralia February 5, 2023
I love Captin Beard!
by Elmer Schlue April 6, 2005