Captin Beard
Captin Beard by Elmer Schlue April 5, 2005
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It is a piece of frayed string on the end of a tassle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world.
He is the captain of a grand shipscht.
He is the captain of a grand shipscht.
"Oy! That there is Captain Beard"
"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"
"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "
"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"
"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "
captain beard by Kenscht February 17, 2007
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Captain Red Beard's Pearls
You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.
Classy!!!
Classy!!!
Captain Red Beard's Pearls by Big Poppa Xxxxxxxy March 31, 2009
Captain Red Beard
When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.
Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.
Captain Red Beard by Djish91 November 27, 2016
captain ricky red beard
aka: Professor Captain Ricky Red Beard
He travels the eight seas looking for bacon strips he commands a crew of bears and his red beard is complemmented by his brown hair. He uses ninja stars and grenades to defeat his rival Alex Garcia who is the Scourage of the Eighth Sea. His adventure will never end as long as there are bacon strips and Garcia still lives.
He travels the eight seas looking for bacon strips he commands a crew of bears and his red beard is complemmented by his brown hair. He uses ninja stars and grenades to defeat his rival Alex Garcia who is the Scourage of the Eighth Sea. His adventure will never end as long as there are bacon strips and Garcia still lives.
captain ricky red beard by macer69 June 22, 2011
Captain A. Beard
Captain Angel Beard Sailed the 7 seas to find the 7 slaves. During his adventures he went to Greece, China, and Japan. During his adventures in Japan he fought along side Samurai's against the Mongol's who were led by Bertram Khan. His crew consists of Ghandi and Gordon Ramsay
Captain A. Beard by Captain Angel Beard February 2, 2021
Captain Barden
While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.
Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.
Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.
Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.
Captain Barden by KDog88 October 30, 2008