Master and commander of the butt pirates. A butt captain is a highly-skilled, flaming, ass navigator that leads his pirates into battle... where butt pillaging ensues.
by ktrane June 18, 2004
of a distinguished group of homosexual males, the one who displays the most flamboyantly queer, fudge-packing tendencies
by Alex August 9, 2003
A gay man with attitude, a poof with manly bits of muscle
a rump wrestler with energy
simmilar to:
shit shaggin ass pirate
turdburgling rump wrestler
fart knocking ass plumber
donut punching fart fucker
ass ramming anal death dealer
flaming gaybo rectal router
colon scraping poofter piercer
fag fucking shpincter shredder
a rump wrestler with energy
simmilar to:
shit shaggin ass pirate
turdburgling rump wrestler
fart knocking ass plumber
donut punching fart fucker
ass ramming anal death dealer
flaming gaybo rectal router
colon scraping poofter piercer
fag fucking shpincter shredder
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gay2: call your Shit Shoving Butt Captain SIR bitch!
gay1: JESUS CHRIST!
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gay1: JESUS CHRIST!
by Chick_Fudger September 27, 2006