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Caslopus 

Noun. Referring to the female genitalia. Better known word invented by the television host of Chelsea Lately, Chelsea Handler, uses this word so that her audience can understand what she is talking about without her legal team getting upset for the use of profanity. See also pussy
"Lindsay Lohan's caslopus could really earn her some cash in this new movie."
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Carlopes 

A Carlopes is a wannabe Cassanova from a foreign country who is likely married or in a committed relationship but who searches for American women on social networking sites to seduce with the alleged charm of his bad English and "making sex" talk. A Lothario of the digital age.
I was on Skype last night writing to a friend in London when this Carlopes wrote to say how beautiful my profile photo is and ask if he could practice his English.
Carlopes by MarianaSD April 25, 2008
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CAPLOCK YOUR FACE  

An offensive threat to inflict damage on another person over the internet. Usually used by someone who despite years of internet usage still doesn't know the difference between Caps Lock and the Shift keys.
YEAH IM BACK AND WOULD LOVE TO CAPLOCK YOUR FACE ASSHOLE
CAPLOCK YOUR FACE by (GM) January 15, 2009
A slang term in the fighting game community concerning Capcom's PR department, used to describe the taskforce to regulate the viewing of their games. Are usually out in full force a couple of weeks before the release of a big name title to prevent leaks.
"Dude did you hear there was a stream of Street Fighter X Tekken's DLC characters???"

"I did, but it got shut down by the Capcops"
Capcops by THE E.G.G.M.A.N June 12, 2012

caslopus 

Another word for your mom's gross crotch.
Wow, you're mom's caslopus was so sticky and I could smell it from across the room.
caslopus by naebear2 April 10, 2009
anyone can enter her caslopous
caslopous by twatsickle June 30, 2009
a small, voracious fungi, typically acquired from sleeping with gingers without protection.
Miles got a mean case of capoopn after raw dogging on that dirty bitch last weekend.
Capoopn by Megsalot May 27, 2018