Capasitor 

A Capasitor (the purposely misspelling of Capacitor) is a faulty electrolytic capacitor that fails in a short period of time (1-3years). Most Capasitors are the result of incorrect electrolyte formulation in aluminum electrolytic capacitors.

Its rumored the "S" in Capasitor is from "Shitty" and like the wrong formula was simply stuck in there .

A electrolytic Capacitor that explodes instantly from being installed backwards is not a Capasitor, as that is a install error and not a component manufacturing problem.

The Capasitor plague was a period between 1999 and 2007 when Capasitors were killing in a large number of products.

That cheap Chinese capasitor killed my motherbaord.

Capasitor by mpheyse October 21, 2015

capistry 

(noun) the artistry of lying or telling a lie (capping or talking cap)

Tom: "Donald Trump built his whole 2016 campaign over convincing people of his lies. He is a master of capistry."

capistry by realandre November 5, 2021

capisci

Understood?

Don't touch my sister again or I'll hack you to pieces! Capisci?

capisci by harwons January 16, 2009

Capisce 

Capisce (pronounced cah-PEESH) is an Italian word that is used in American slang to say "got it" or "understand." The correct word in Italian would be capisci (pronounced cah-PEE-shee) to address the second person informally, a.k.a. you. Capisce, in Italian, is used only to address the second person formally (like when speaking to an elder or someone you don't know) or to express that a third person (he, she, it) understands. The correct Italian pronunciation of capisce is cah-PEE-shay.

To say I understand is capisco (cah-PEE-sko).

You better get outta my house before I break your face, capisce? Yeah, capisco.

Capisce by L_B May 12, 2007

Capastoric

Describing a collection of caps. Bottle caps, assorted variety, all together as an amazing collection.

Story behind the word. My 8 year old, Kara Hay came up with this word as we were waiting in line to recycle our bottles. She noticed all the different caps and wants to start a cap collection. "It will be capistoric." (Amazing and a variety)

This cap collection is capastoric!

Capastoric by Leitram May 20, 2017

Capische 

Capische is an Italian word that Americans have somehow gotten a hold of that means 'Do you understand?'.

The appropriate response to this is actually Akash (ah-kahsh), meaning a great bobcat yes.

"And that is how you can remember Maxwell's Equations. Capische?"
"A K A S H."

Capische by realbobcatgdtbab September 17, 2018

capmaster 

Someone who caps, or lies, alot. A capmaster typically has a two inch penis but claims it is seven inches.

I played chess against this kid, he's such a capmaster.

capmaster by SussyMontague March 23, 2021