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chavalanche 

Noun. An oncoming tide of Burberry Clad madness.
"Quick ma' there a chavalanche on yonder horizon!"
chavalanche by Dusty F K October 18, 2004

chavalanche 

The immediate period after Townie pubs and clubs kick out at the Weekend when hundreds of chavs fall out of the establishment to fight, copulate and inbreed.
Police officer 1: Well Lenny I think we're going to have a right chavalanche on our hands tonight when Evolution kicks out!

Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take out a few of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.
chavalanche by Mombola September 16, 2005

Manvalanche 

Whoa! - Manvalanche, beware.
Manvalanche by Deadly Rob March 28, 2008

cashvalanche 

Even though your daddy just lost 12 million, random large sums of money fall on you from the sky.
That Chris got hit by a serious cashvalanche last month. I hope he's ok.

chavalanche 

a large number of chavs (see also kevs, townies, scallys) approaching at speed.
"oh my god, look out for that chavalanche"
chavalanche by Dani_star September 4, 2005

catalanche 

When 2 or more cats run down a flight of stairs, causing a rumbling sound and knocking over everything in their path. This often due to excitement and/or food.
"What happened to you, James? You look like you got in a fight."

"No, no...I just got caught in a catalanche and was swept down the stairs."
catalanche by James Gerraughty August 18, 2007