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NO I CANT IM LAGGING 

im lagging because Greek mustard a**hole bro ke me computer
can you eat my mom? NO I CANT IM LAGGINg

WHY CANT I GET A BONER

I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed
IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK
WHY CANT I GET A BONER by Rotten_Cum December 30, 2021

I cant read 

You : I cant read
Me : Yes you can

i cant even right now 

When fangirls cant right now they cant breathe or do anything they are in happy shock
Fangirl1:Did you see Dan's new video

Fangirl 2:YES AND I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW
A saying that means "i cannot handle this" or, "wow". A saying that shows disblelief.
girl 1 "that skinny girl was all like 'omg im so fat' "
girl 2 " (rolls eyes) i cant"

example 2
jan "did you see her facebook status? she wrote about how she's so hot and everyone wants her"
karen "ugh i cant bro"
i cant by ican December 10, 2010

I cant believe you have done this 

ah fuck, I cant believe you have done this