cant be arsed 

cannot be bothered

I cant be arsed to think of an example

cant be arsed by Emma March 30, 2004

cant be fucked 

Aussie slang for not wanting to, or not having the energy and motivation do something.

"Man, i really can't be fucked changing the channel, let's just watch Springer."

cant be fucked by Diego July 8, 2003

cant be arsed 

cant be bothered

i really cant be arsed to go to uni today.

cant be arsed by paul of death October 21, 2003

cant be arsed 

Can't be bothered.

I can't be arsed to go out today

cant be arsed by Alex February 13, 2004

cant be fagged 

Essentially the same as cant be fucked

Dude, the bottle shop's ages away, lets drive cause I can't be fagged walking.

cant be fagged by ts_ February 23, 2005

cant be dizzled

cant be bothered or dont wanna but making up that ur can kick some punkizzles arse

G: you wanna go dawg?
me: id fuk u up on tuesdizzleday but i cant be dizzled fo shizzle ma nizzle

cant be dizzled by dave boyle October 6, 2006

Cant be asked 

A phrase invented by professional rocket league player and avid burger connoisseur Mirza Idris Mujanic iii Jr, which cannot be used by anyone else but him and his lover Shyla Bayles

Draguljica Jr: "Youre such a girthy shyla"
Mirza: "I cant be asked"

Cant be asked by 69OOF420 January 30, 2025