Carolina Canopener 

When your fucking a girl, rite before your about to bust, you shove it in there ass.

jane: omg! i cant even walk staight after last night!

Bob: Why?

Jane: Because joe gave me the most amazing carolina canopener last night!!

Bob: What the hell is that?

Jane: you dont wanna know.

Carolina Canopener by thatgirlyouwishyouknew October 15, 2009

can opener 

Another sex name way of calling a guy that is helping getting rid off their female partner or girl friend's virginity for her first time.

A guy who helps his female partner or girl friend pops her cherry by him being her can opener.

can opener by WT87 July 15, 2011

Idaho Can Opener 

Where a guy is having sex a girl and another guy is giving it to the girl anal. The girl moves up and down like a can opener and when both men are about to cum she moves so the "fizz" goes everywhere.

"Did you get your room repainted?"
"No, Jessica, Mike, and I just did the Idaho Can Opener."

Idaho Can Opener by idahoepotathoes November 5, 2013

Manopener 

The title which is given usually to a member of the male gender as to designate them as a living tool for no other purpose then to remove lids on jars, or opening unwieldy tin cans by use of brute strength.

person1: could you please open this jar?
person2: I'm not your manopener do it yourself!!!
person1: sorry, I just thought you could put some of that roid rage to use.

Manopener by Jeremy.w.c November 23, 2009

Can Opener 

A slang term for a Speculum, the tool commonly used to open one's ass hole for object removal, or in rare cases, surgery.

Today students, we will be preforming a simple operation of foreign object removal from the anus. The object we will be removing today is a butt plug. To start we put the patient in the fetal position and insert the can opener. We simply crank the can opener in a clockwise rotation to widen the anus until it is wide enough that the butt plug can simply be removed with tongs. Should the butt plug not easily come out, use some pliers or something. Just whatever you do, DO NOT stick your hand or fingers in there. God knows what else has been in there.

Can Opener by Bodacious Brian December 16, 2013

can opener 

a sweet "jump" usually done off a diving board, in which one knee is pulled tightly into the chest and the other leg is extended downward. the extended leg enters the water first making the way for the rest of the body. when done correctly an amazing splash should follow. best when done off the high dive. sometimes done with hopes of splashing the lifeguards on chair.

1. that was a fucking mean can opener
2. lifeguard 1: yo, that retarded girl keeps doing can openers off the high dive and im pretty sure shes gonna hit her head.
lifeguard 2: yeah but her splash is amazing.

can opener by k'mutodragon January 18, 2006

can opener 

1. can opener - (v) a device, either electric-powered or operated by hand, used for opening cans, especially cans of food.

2. Can Opener - (v/adj) a derogatory term for an attractive person that makes you want to "pop your top".

Jimmy, stop banging your head on that can of peas. If you want to open it, use a can opener.

Pretty Girl in Heels and a Skirt: "Thanks! Have a nice night!!" -smiles and walks off-
Perverted 40 year old BoyScout Leader: "Your welcome." -smiles then turns to his fellow boyscouts- "WOW. That was a real Can Opener"

can opener by DimSumKitti April 25, 2010