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Canon King

The best ship in Voltron aka Klance. This expression is frequently used by voltron trash to talk about the relationship between Keith Kogayne and Lance Mcclain. Allurance stans can eat my ass bc KICK MY DUDES.
"Do you know where Jeremy Shada is?"
"I'm pretty sure he's trapped in Lauren's basement cuz he revealed that Klance is canon king"

"Hey, have you ever watched Voltron: Legendary Defender?"
"Don't you mean Gaytron: Legendary Homosexuals?"
"Yeahh, Klance is canon king"
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canon king

A fucking loser with a small ugly cock that doesn’t masturbate because he’s a little pussy ass bitch that like to get rocked to sleep by his mom at night because he’s gay. He’s so gay he has a bad fungus on his ass from is last gay orgy where got his butt resized. He now only does circle jerks because no one can fill his big hole and he can’t get pleasure from anal anymore.
Canon King sucks man pussy
canon king by LickUrMomPussi6969 August 16, 2019

klance is cannon king 

A phrase commonly used to express hope in and support for the ship between Keith Kogane and Lance McClain from Voltron: Legendary Defender. It was first stated by Lucky Luciano on Twitter, only to be deleted hours later. Nevertheless, it is a popular saying among a majority of the VLD fandom and has even been adapted to show support for other ships or theories.
Voltron: Legendary Defender: has many parallels between Keith and Lance and canon romantic pairings
Jeremy Shada: all parallels are intentional
Everyone, collectively: klance is cannon king

Canon Kings

A term coined by legend Lucky Luciano which is used to signify the beauty of a fan ship that should be canon
Jeremy: klance is canon kings!
Canon Kings by shirosaclone July 16, 2018

Canadian King of Cannon 

Canadian King of Cannon is a nickname of Canadian rapper, Kris Wu. As we all know cannon is something which makes large sounds, therefore is commonly used to describe artistic and skillful singers and rappers like Kris Wu.
-Who is Kris Wu? -The Canadian King of Cannon. -Oh, skr.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026