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Molly collied 

When a homosexual child who doesn't know he's gay yet but mammy does and mammy's really worried that he's going to get picked on then one day he's out cycling on his bike and someone come up to him and says "faggot" the child un be knowing to him what has been said goes home to his mammy and says "mammy mammy i was just cycling on my bike and someone just called me a faggot" to mammy's greatest worry she jumps around the house shouting "what what what what" and beings to hug a and pity her child, the child copies his mother by jumping around also saying "what what what what". and every time there after when the child is out on the road something is said to him wether good or bad the child starts screaming and should just like his mammy thought him and runs home to his mammy so he can berry his head under his mammy's skirt for more pity and love and kisses to make the pain of the bad words that have been said to him.... he copies the behaviours of a woman and is acting like a faggot on the streets.

Also quite common in young black men.
Look at that kid he's acting like a molly collied little bitch... Go on run home to your mammy you little puff
Molly collied by Cuchalainn January 31, 2017
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Brown Canalled 

To take too many drugs via the rectum as to cause severe life-threatening involuntary diarrhoea.
Did you hear about Derek? He shoved an eight ball up his arse and brown canalled! He almost died!
Brown Canalled by OnlyVic&Paul February 19, 2022
twisted by fate, moments where everything is so twisted and in a haze but there is some kind of hope within you brought about by aspirations of a better tomorrow,dreaming for changes in fortunes and love.
THANK YOU( A Poem by Kibe Lisa)

Seasons are an edict in destiny,and you my friend are a companion of destiny but as seasons wane askew down these collied seasons of my life i would like you to know that i appreciate you for all those times that you have been there for me, in those dark moments of my life when all was null to me and there was no rhythm nor any discernible order in my head. But you were there for me,at ma every beck and call....even though i was a nuisance ....i know. But as i echo my sentiments know tat i would never ever forget that...even in my darkest hours,even in my deathbed...those memories will perish with me no matter where i go ..they will be with me even when you will be very far away from me...because they keep me warm,they keep me happy and make me remember that there was someone who loved and cared about me.....even that one time......in that glorious life time....am really glad that i knew you....
collied by English Notro Dame January 15, 2014

chocolate canolli 

a sexual act in which a male takes a shit on the girls ass hole then pounds it in with his cock
"hey i thought my ass was exit only"

Cannolied 

Remember when I cannolied you last night?
Cannolied by Msquaredm April 26, 2021

Pasta Canolli 

The act of Cumming on Ravioli and dipping it in mushroom Sauce before feeding it to a cannibal
Someone: dude James Tried to Kill and eat me so i Fed him Pasta Canolli, Funniest shit i've ever seen

Someone 2 (Electric Bugaloo): Dude That was my dad

Carolina Canolli 

When a guy goes down on a girl and about a minute in realizes he has a used condom halfway in his mouth and halfway in her, and it's not his.
My friend Earl has been sick for two days because he went down on a girl from the bar and got a Carolina Canolli.