1) One of the best Rookies in the game,plays second base for the New York Yankees;in his first season with the team he left pretty impressive numbers such as a .297 AVG.,14 homeruns, and 62 RBI's.He also accomplished his first grand slam in New York.Was named AL Rookie of the Month for September, batting .381 (40-for-105) with 22 runs, nine doubles, two triples, five homers and 16 RBIs. Ranked first in the American League with a .335 road batting average.Was the third-highest road batting average by a rookie since 1969.Recorded his first Major-League hit with a third-inning single on May 4th.Established a single-game career high with four hits in May 15th win at Oakland.Hit his first career home run in May 24th win vs. Detroit.Was named the American League's co-Player of the Week for the week ending 9/18 after batting .429 (12-for-28) with a league-leading 13 RBIs and nine runs scored.
2) Part of a World Championship team even though in his first year with the Yankees he didnt win a World Series he still brought his team to playoff contention.
3) Should have won Rookie of the Year just because the amount of pressure he fills in the pinstripes
4) The basic defintion of Robinson Cano is that he defines everything New York will become and is the future of one of the greatest dynasties in baseball...and BELIEVE ME,he will win a MVP, Gold Glove, and World Series in pinstripes...guaranteed.
2) Part of a World Championship team even though in his first year with the Yankees he didnt win a World Series he still brought his team to playoff contention.
3) Should have won Rookie of the Year just because the amount of pressure he fills in the pinstripes
4) The basic defintion of Robinson Cano is that he defines everything New York will become and is the future of one of the greatest dynasties in baseball...and BELIEVE ME,he will win a MVP, Gold Glove, and World Series in pinstripes...guaranteed.
I've seen many great Yankees take this stage, but none have handled it better than Robinson Cano.
The more talent I see, I compare it to none other then Robinson Cano.
Robinson Cano handled his first Rookie Season with high numbers in every catagory.
The more talent I see, I compare it to none other then Robinson Cano.
Robinson Cano handled his first Rookie Season with high numbers in every catagory.
by Mike Stagnella January 1, 2006
by Nurse Kevin November 2, 2020
Possibly the largest form of douchness. When someone is being so shady that the common douch bag is unable to resolve.
What's Berts problem? I asked for supplies out of the warehouse but he is being such a douch canoe that he told me to fuck off.
by cableguy7464 July 29, 2009
When someone is acting like so much of a dooshbag, you could float them face down on a river, grab a paddle, jump on their back, and paddle away.
Person 1-Goddammit dude, did you see Justin Bieber's ungratefulness when he was graciously given with that water bottle by means of air mail to his forehead?
Person 2-I know man, he looked thirsty! He has no reason to bitch about that, what a doosh canoe!
Person 2-I know man, he looked thirsty! He has no reason to bitch about that, what a doosh canoe!
by Butternutz77 November 14, 2010
Last night I had an awesome shit so I gave my girl a frozen canoe!
Last night I had diarrhea and I couldn't give my girl a frozen canoe!
Last night I had diarrhea and I couldn't give my girl a frozen canoe!
by Melizabeth Blones January 30, 2009
by Dino V. February 19, 2007
The vessel used by a douche bag to travel up douche creek to douchetown to visit the family of Douchery’s to celebrate Douchemas.
*Douche Accent* Younder vestle is a accurate demenstration of a canoe of douche, we dun been calling it a douche canoe for near 7 decads.
by ThisOldSoul December 23, 2018