canoeing

when you light your blunt and it only burns up on one side

Oh my god, Its canoeing up the side!

by Erin May 18, 2003

Canoed

Being stuck in a canoe (or any situation that feels inescapable) whilst being lectured by a significant other or friend.

He waited till we were alone and canoed me till the river ended!

by sugarkane_13 May 26, 2016

Canoeing

A sexual position with three people. A Man lays down and two women climb on, like riding a canoe. One rides the waist, the penis...and one rides the face, the tongue.

We had a threesome last night and the other girl and I went canoeing on him!

by BigJimRabbitt March 25, 2018

Cano

A mexican or chicano mostly used from mexican to mexican

Frankie your all cano'd out!!

by Leander Russel July 2, 2010

canoeing

Placing the scrotum and testicals if a man into the eye sockets and shaking your head. If done correctly will result in an erection atop the forehead like a canoe paddle. Simular to motor boating a woman's breast or dragon boating another man's anus.

Hey babe, wanna go canoeing this weekend?

by Dirty Panda March 7, 2014

canoeing

The act of paddling a canoe.

I went canoeing with Anne on the Juniper Spring River run in Ocala National Forest, and we had a great time. Many of the people in front of us did not know how to canoe and would go from bank to bank, and then flip their canoes. The alligators love it when the little pink paddlers float right up to them.

by mlhiss April 2, 2008

canoeing

While perfoming anal sex rather than shooting your load, you urinate in the persons bunghole.

I was having anal sex with her and I decided to canoe her instead.

I hate that guy for canoeing me!

by Nolan Cragun September 29, 2006