cannur 

A chad who defies all regular rules of simping and is simped by those usually that are usually the ones being simped. CDawgVA is a prime example of a cannur - being simped by MilkyQueen.

Did you see that girl simping him on her stream? That guy's such a cannur.

cannur by JankuMeeru December 1, 2020

canukka

Niggas from Canada. A mix of canuk and nukka

yo...you've met tyrone pierre washington right???...oh yeah, that canukka is crazy!!!

canukka by m.d.s July 31, 2007

canuk

Another work for Canadian

The damn canuk took my Molson.

canuk by brbull April 7, 2006

channukah penguin 

The penguin that leaves presents in the closet for all the Jewish boys and girls. He leaves these presents by riding on a magical spinning dradel. This penguin was made up by Cydni and Emily. All of this happens during Channukah.

The Channukah Penguin came to my house last night and left me the Coldplay CD.

channukah penguin by FabulouslyRandom July 26, 2008

cannyknack 

Noun. An instinctive or intuitive dexterity with fingers. A native ability to use words to crisp effect. An untutored but effective way with decorating or accessorizing.

"And fix cars? That kid had a golden cannyknack!" "Her budget was skimpy but the interior of the trailer was comfortable and handsome thanks to some unsuspected cannyknack that surprised even her."

cannyknack by Anita Owen February 1, 2008

Channukristmice 

An amalgamation of the main holidays celebrated towards the end of each calendar year in the U.S.. Used as a politically correct term to officially include non-Christians in the "Holiday season."

"Channukristmice pissed off all of the fundies who don't think it's a coincidence everyone celebrates around Winter solstice."

Channukristmice by Hrryank December 6, 2006

Captain Canuk 

The Canadian version of Captain America... he rides On a Moose and Shoots Hocky Pucks out of his hands... if he's feeling drained of energy he drinks Maple Syrup to replenish his abilities. his side kick is Dudley Do Right!!!

LOOK IN THE SKY ITS A FUCKIN' MOOSE!? OH... its just Captain Canuk and Bullwinkle with his trusty sidekick.. Dudley.. OOUUFF. (proceding to be hit in the nuts with a hockey puck.)

Captain Canuk by k.sfbhklsfbhlskj October 4, 2011