we live within 200 miles of the usa / canadaian boarder because it's to damn cold to live anywhere else.... not because we need your I.V. bag...

what americans pretend to be when on vacation abroad

Canadians- Ones who originate in Canada. They are peaceful and don't get into wars very often, and their healthcare is free.

A term that describes black people and use in order to get around politically correct language.

What you call black people when they could hear you use a more offensive term.

A code word that white waiters sometimes use to speak about rude black partrons.

Penguin riding people whose currency consist mainly of monopoly money. Their daily source of protein comes mainly from maple syrup. They are proud gay people that adore the french. At night they sleep soundly in their igloos which they leave unlock. They have admirable speech patterns using words like aboot and eh?

The people who reside in the country Canada, who are disliked by most Americans because they know which wars to fight, and don't kill each other as frequently. It is commonly known that they use the word eh alot. Whether or not this is true, or if people are just ignorant (I favour the latter) they are a happy, content people, who are associated with the French because that's who colonized them. Why aren't Americans like that with England? Oh wait, you declared "Independence".