They are the Pepsi of America. They use syrup per moose instead of miles per hour. When they are mad all you here are angry beaver noises. They regurgitate there food and feed it to there children. Overall nice and chill peeps tho
Your a fuckin Canadian. Canadians have free health care.
by Skeleton king with the thicccc October 16, 2019
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A person residing in or born in Canada.

Superior to other countries in the following areas: hockey, healthcare, peace, tolerance, beer, maple syrup, government.

Able to take credit for the following inventions (not nearly the entire list): basketball (yes, actually invented by a Canadian - do some research), electron microscope, goalie mask, insulin, lacrosse, pacemaker, zipper...
Canadians are the best humans in the world.
by K. R. August 18, 2006
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Canadians don't live in igloos or fucking log cabins, and hell no, we don't say 'aboot'You fucking retards. We live in normal houses with normal roofs, windows and fucking doors. And hell ya we make damn good beer and better at hockey, and lastly, we don't say eh? at every end of the fucking sentence. You think canadians are a bunch of idiots, take a look at BUSH (that fag)
Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Mike Meyers ,etc - people that are nothing but talented and born in Canada (Canadian)
by Jos133 October 25, 2005
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A person who is born immigrated or came from Canada
these creatures are the worst beings on the planet, their blood consists of maple syrup They make homes which are classified as " igloos " They glorify hockey
Hey dude Do you know I beat Canadians?

Woah POG
by Chewables February 8, 2022
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The people who reside in the country Canada, who are disliked by most Americans because they know which wars to fight, and don't kill each other as frequently. It is commonly known that they use the word eh alot. Whether or not this is true, or if people are just ignorant (I favour the latter) they are a happy, content people, who are associated with the French because that's who colonized them. Why aren't Americans like that with England? Oh wait, you declared "Independence".
American: Check out those pussy Canadians...
Canadian: Am I pussy because we don't go and fight wars over some oil, and hold a pre-emptive strike? Or because we are half french? Shut up eh?
by KinGAleX March 31, 2005
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Penguin riding people whose currency consist mainly of monopoly money. Their daily source of protein comes mainly from maple syrup. They are proud gay people that adore the french. At night they sleep soundly in their igloos which they leave unlock. They have admirable speech patterns using words like aboot and eh?
What are canadians all aboot eh?
by n17 May 28, 2010
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Treating all things related to the country of Canada as a religion.

Hindus are known to integrate their religion with an extreme sense of Canadianism.
Jake: Yo Raj, you're Indian, but what's your religion, like Hindu or Buddhist...or muslim :( ?

Raj: I believe in extreme Canadianism along with traditional Vedic Hindu beliefs! I FUCKING EAT, SLEEP, BREATHE, BLEED CANADA!

Jake: HELL YES!
by CANADIANHINDUPOWER January 25, 2011
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