canadian bacon 

Canadian Bacon- mall cop/rent-a-cop
A rent-a-cop has no real authority, but they are still assholes and act like they are part of the Gestapo in Nazi Germany. They are still pigs, but they are lame...thus Canadian meaning boring/bland and bacon meaning pigs.

At first I got freaked out when I noticed the uniform, but I realized it was just Canadian bacon so I continued robbing this bitch at gunpoint.

canadian bacon by mts311311 April 13, 2009

Canadian Bacon 

Sex with a Canadian girl.

You get that canadian bacon?
Yeah boy, we did it last night

Canadian Bacon by J. Polinsky October 19, 2010

Canadian Bacon 

Funny as hell movie, but really stupid, involes America going to a Cold War with Canada to get presidential ratings.

" Imagine your children pledging allegiance to the Maple Leaf. Maynonase on everything. Winter, 11 months of the year. Ann Murray... All day.... Every day"

Canadian Bacon by Kestrel April 25, 2005

Canadian Bacon 

Used to define one's extraordinary large or thick penis. Originates from the thickness of the breakfast meet it's named after. Meat being another slang for penis.

Click here for tripple x canadian bacon.

Canadian Bacon by justin May 13, 2005

canadian bacon 

Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.

"Canadian Bacon is either the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever read, or he's a comic genius."

canadian bacon by TitoPuente September 26, 2005

Canadian Bacon 

At the point of climax the man pulls out of the girl's vagina and thus busts his nut on her back allowing it to calcify to a substance. The girl then peels the crusty jizm off of her upper ass and eats it.

Last night i went on a blind date with Judith. After she ate a club sub she told me how much she loves bacon. Naturally i suggested that she try Canadian Bacon; she agreed and told me that it was the best bacon that she had ever tried.

Canadian Bacon by D. Ross February 12, 2008

canadian bacon 

forest preserve police- sounds like the real thing, but isn't even close

I thought it was the 5-0, but it was only canadian bacon

canadian bacon by dev0 June 1, 2004