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76.
A total tosser with a false sense of superiority, covering up the niggling knowledge in the back of his or her mind that his or her nation is just the bitch of the USA. Canadians are often smug and sarcastic in their vain attempts to be witty and sophisticated, though helplessly failing as they are all just liberal red necks.

Those Canadians not attempting to be urbane are crass and coarse, like other English speaking North Americans.
Fucking snooty stuck up Canadian.
by Rossiboy June 18, 2009
 
36.
Courgageous defenders of all the worlds' less fortunate and those who have injustice and wrong being done upon them.
Historys' toughest soldiers with the biggest smiles and the by far largest hearts.
Men and Women of every race and culture living together in perfect harmony with little to no recognition of their differences.
Inventers of some of the worlds' most important inventions such as the Telephone and Insulin.
Also home to all those who are oppresed no matter how badly or who they are. (*cough* African Americans *cough*)
Oh and William Shatner.
Greg: Canada? Canada sucks!

Chris: What do you actually know about Canada?

Greg: Um.. Canada sucks! USA USA USA!

Chris: Uh Huh.

Greg: Wait aren't you American.

Chris: Yeah, and I know what's better.

Yeah remember when you all retreated on the beachs of Normandy and the Canadians' didn't? Because I sure as hell do.
by Robert Richardson Ronaldson August 20, 2010
 
37.
A resident of Canada. A player of hockey, the keeper of the great beaver and closely guarded by the mountie, the Canadian is humble, quietly proud and refrains from forcing his/her values on the world with embarrassingly patriotic displays and is opposed to the use of force for personal gain. The Canadian is always courteous, polite and ready to lend a hand. They are a hardy people who endure extreme changes of season with ease. They are a healthy, rugged, outdoors-friendly bunch who prefer sitting around a campfire listening to Neil Young than attending a Hollywood party. Canadians are known to consume back-bacon as a primary source of energy, often with a quality Canadian beer. Aside from the lumber jacket, Canadians may be hard to identify as they are not bold or stand out in a crowd and must be talked to in order to identify them (éh).
A hockey champion.
I was north of the border when my car broke down and had it not been for the that Canadian I would have froze to death in the frozen Tundra.... I would be proud to be Canadian!!!
by mclayman March 01, 2010
 
38.
The one ethnic group that American's can name when making fun of people for their ethnicity.
Did you see what he was wearing? OMG.. that's so "Canadian".
by Irish Eyes February 11, 2010
 
39.
If you want to see what real canadians are like just watch Strange Brew on netflix. Totally how canadians act.
Watch a canadian by watching Strange Brew eh?
by dacraka March 09, 2011
 
40.
A not-so-common sex move involving oral sex, a woman, a man, and a staircase. The Canadian is performed by the woman performing oral sex on the man at the top of the stairs. When he is ready to climax, he pushes the woman down the stairs, and aims up, ejaculating on the woman, who is by now sprawled at the base of the stairs.
Lindsay Lohan: Do you want The Canadian?

Ricky Gervais: What's that?

Lindsay Lohan: You'll see, let me get my helmet.
by JDHSLaughs March 18, 2010
 
41.
A person who resides in Canada that has a canadian citeizenship.
Man, the Canadians have some strong ass beer
by Ject August 10, 2006
 
42.
Somebody from the country north of the United States, which has Maple Syrup, Hockey, Universal Healthcare, Peace, Excellent Donuts and Coffee (AKA Tim Horton's), Nicer People; Better Winter Sports, AND Superior Penis's
Mexican: Dude. Whats that country up north?
American: Cana-stan? Ca-iraq?
Mexican: No, no, no! The place with Canadians!
American: Shutup, i can't hear you over the free donuts and hockey.
by pickklejuice September 16, 2010