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Can't have shit in Detroit 

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A phrase saying that when something breaks or gets stolen that you "Can't have shit in Detroit."
Person 1: Man, someone stole my phone when I was at work today
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
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I can’t shit for a week • Can't have shit in • Can't have shit in Detroit • Can't see shit captain • Can’t have shit in Detroit • I can't see shit • you can't shine shit • can't have a shit in detroit • Can't Sing for Shit • you can't make this shit up

Can’t have shit in Detroit 

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Meaning everything gets stolen in Detroit
Friend 1:My house was stolen
Friend 2:Can’t have shit in Detroit
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I can't see shit 

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A phrase used by some people who can't see an image because of a red x.
Creator: Here are some screenshots for my new Mario game. Enjoy.
(Red X's are shown)
Wes: Um... I can't see shit.
I can't see shit by StraightFMan September 6, 2004
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I can't see shit 

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An exclamation often said by pilots when flying in heavy rain, fog or cloud. Usually to their co-pilot, but not to air traffic controll on the radio. Usually said when the other pilot claims to know where the landing runway is, while the exclaimant has no idea. Is an indicator that the person saying the phrase is both lost, and can't see anything comprehensable out the window
Copilot: Runway is off to the right sir
Pilot: Where? I can't see shit!
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Can't see shit captain 

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I absolutely cannot see.
*lightswitch is off*
..."Can't see shit captain."

"You see that over there?"
"Can't see shit captain."
Can't see shit captain by lowrah February 17, 2009
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I can't see shit 

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Ray Charles can't see shit when he plays the piano.
Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!

everyone: wow that guy can play some awesome shit, hey old man, gimme an autograph

Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!!!

everyone: XD!
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