en can't read 

Those who only know only a little of something but acting very smart and completely ignore the rest despite being right ahead of them, originated from and used commonly by Arknights player.

Player 1: OMG CAN ONLY ATTACK ONE ENEMIES THIS THING IS BAD THIS THING IS BAD BRO!!1! (ignore the massive attack stats right next to it)

Player 2: EN can't read moments

en can't read by Roome October 6, 2022

en can't read 

stupid thing arknights community says instead of being helpful and contributing to the community ("en" here means the english part of the community)

random: hey, when will maintenance ends?
elitist: en can't read
random: shut the fuck up

en can't read by tktkou January 29, 2022

Global Can't Read 

If a gacha game has a cn/jp version that is ahead from the global version it will have a "global/EN can't read" moment

It is said in communities especially in Arknights and it basically means that a global player misunderstands or misread the content in the cn/jp version and makes a drama out of it or when it comes out in the global version, players will not read it and may suffer the consequences.

Ishar-mla: Have you heard of another new permanent game mode in the cn version? Someone translated it and it is gonna be is3 with the is2 gamemode

Calcite: So they're replacing the permanent game mode called is2? Creator of this game is a dumbass because is2 is the best thing to come out. Let's stop playing is2 since it'll be replaced later

Kevin: "Global can't read" moment
Destreza: but both of them is permanent...

Global Can't Read by ChalterIsBalans October 14, 2022

illiterate people can’t read the bible 

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.

“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible”

illiterate people can’t read the bible by muwtu May 3, 2020

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read 

A stoned little ginger who is very good at not passing exams. Has a homosexual brother who many fear is passing the "Fag" virus to himself.

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read, you spastic

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read by Captain OCD October 30, 2022

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS! 

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS! by weave September 7, 2003

I cant read 

Yes you can you liar

You : I cant read
Me : Yes you can

I cant read by *enter generic name* August 25, 2018