Can't find my ass 

A state of being overwhelmed, especially when starting a new job. Or simply not being able to get a project, task, or assignment started due to either mass confusion or a lack of organization.

Joe: Wanna go to lunch man? Was thinking the noon buffet at the Men's Club. You in?
Cecil: Naa, started this new gig...I can't find my ass right now, so just working thru lunch I guess.
Joe: OK dude. Well, don't work too hard.

Can't find my ass by ab5sr May 12, 2016

can't find the waist

a way to express/ compliment how absolutely snatched someone is. another way of expressing slay/ werk/ yass but more in regard to someones self appearance. can be used in a non-literal/ interchangeable manner.

"She looks so good in that dress/crop top/skirt/etc., we cant find the waist, it's missing"

"I just ate a salad/ jogged half a mile/ ate a grape/got out of bed for once, good luck finding my waist."

"SIS!! Bestie stop...you look so f***ing good, we can't find the waist, I need my GPS."

can't find the waist by tropicaltoucan September 7, 2024

I can't find it

-Expression
1. Often said when a women has excessive pubic hair.

2. An Expression used when somebody can not locate something.

Tim: Where did you hide that easter egg.
Lindsay: I hid it in the bush.
Arthur: I can't find it. You need to shave.
Tim: I cwutudidther!

I can't find it by SantaMOD April 12, 2011

I can't find the stupid link 

the confused reaction of the reader when dealing with incorrect or inefficient citing techniques done by the writer

His essay is so interesting and I want to read more from his expert’s reference but citation is bad. I can't find the stupid link in the works cited so I'm giving up hope.

I can't find the stupid link by azizy15 November 21, 2011

I can't find it

Something you say to your mum when you can't find something, moments before she instantly out of nowhere finds it.

Timmy: Mum? I can't find it.
Mum: *does magic shit, before summoning it out of thin air.* SEE I FOUND IT UR DUM-ASS EYES

I can't find it by crazedLunatic May 9, 2022

help i can't find ideas 

Idk why ur looking at this, just go to pinterest or something

please help i can't find ideas. GO TO FRICKING PINTEREST

help i can't find ideas by hiimnothere December 5, 2022

i cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI 

When you can’t find that Netherlands flag emoji in your iPhone flags

Me: trying to find my own definitions
“I cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI

i cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI by Mozambique 🇲🇿 October 10, 2020