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I can't dance 

1. Song by Genesis
2. Dance only performed by the truest.
3. Dance includes:
a. Overexaggerating the "IIIIII!!!"
in the "I can't dance" lyric.
b. Slowly walking in a straight
line of about 4 people moving
each arm and leg forward at the
same time (e.g. right hand
forward, right leg forward)

To master the dance, watch Genesis' "I Can't Dance" video repeatedly.
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can't dance, IIIIIII can't walk"
I can't dance by G January 18, 2005

You can’t dance to Beethoven 

Basically when something doesn’t work out.

It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something

Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.
Michael: Hey, I’m sorry things didn’t work out with you and Damon.

Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.

i can't dance 

Walking slowly stetching hands forward according to your steps (right foot - right hand, left foot - left hand)
Well, you know what I mean, don't ya?
Heeeeeeey! Let's do the i can't dance! It's sheer fun!
i can't dance by CatherineInRock February 27, 2004

BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!! 

BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!
BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!

You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.
Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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