to feel like shit after a night of drinking and to look even worse. Syn: shit run over twice.
Dude how much did you drink last night, you look like a can of crushed assholes.
by CCK March 08, 2005
to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.
When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.
by LordWatson July 12, 2003