LordWatson's definitions

fat rat

An overweight woman.

Geez, are all Tri Delts fat rats?

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

can of crushed assholes

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

peeler bar

Strip club

My girlfriend's outta town for the weekend, let's go see some peelers!

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

juk

From a Finnish fratboy slang, to have sex with.

Man, I picked up that sleazy soristitute last night and jukked her brains out.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

nice shoes...... two feet

An self-acknowledged pathetic put-down. From the failed put-down in the Simpsons, one bully says "Nice glasses four eyes", the other bully says "yeah, and nice shoes......two feet."

-You're an asshole.
-I'M an asshole??? Well........nice shoes.......two feet.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

cuntibollocks

An asshole, someone deserving no respect. Coined by a pisshead Liam Gallagher (from Brit Pop band Oasis) as he was being thrown drunkenly out of a trendy London club.

Feck off you cuntibollocks.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

Rushmore

Based on a quote from the movie, an expression meaning something is the ultimate.

Dude, I love that girl, she's my Rushmore.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003