faulty vibrator

To be surprised, using the euphemism of having one's rear end exposed to electrical current.

"I'm shocking your ass like a faulty vibrator." - Bomb The Bass.

or

"Man, when I found out Britney Spears wasn't a virgin it shocked my ass like a faulty vibrator."

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

nice shoes...... two feet

An self-acknowledged pathetic put-down. From the failed put-down in the Simpsons, one bully says "Nice glasses four eyes", the other bully says "yeah, and nice shoes......two feet."

-You're an asshole.
-I'M an asshole??? Well........nice shoes.......two feet.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

mutant

An especially ugly woman.

Those trin' bitches are friggin' mutants.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

peeler bar

Strip club

My girlfriend's outta town for the weekend, let's go see some peelers!

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

Rushmore

Based on a quote from the movie, an expression meaning something is the ultimate.

Dude, I love that girl, she's my Rushmore.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

dill

a loser

Who woulda thought the dill from McGill would end up president?

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

Doof

Feces. As in food goes into your body, and the reverse, doof, comes out.

After all that Taco Bell I gotta doof something fierce.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003