Camp Lejeune, NC 

A place where happiness goes do die. Locally know as “fuck that place” Camp Lejeune, NC is a Marine Corps base nestled into the gloriously hurricane prone coast line of the devils arm pit. With weather that will make you wish you live in such luxurious climates such as Rosie O'donnell‘s Asshole, Camp Lejeune boasts beautiful shore lines covered in sand trash and crack heads.

John: Fuck I got orders to Camp Lejeune, NC
Phillip: dude that sucks I’d rather be stationed in 29 Palms!

Camp Lejeune, NC by James McCrime Dog January 20, 2020

Camp lejeune 

A place where no matter what you do you'll get fucked.

Oh I was trapped somewhere on camp lejeune and tried to escape but cynthia claimed assault after I accidentally touched her face and then left at a gas station.

Camp lejeune by Lostgirl8685 November 3, 2020

camp lejeune 

Noun. Where boots carry their DRD and other assorted STDs back to fester until next payday.

I got my bore punched on mainside Camp Lejeune 5 years ago.

camp lejeune by Half Pound Bobby January 28, 2014

Camp Lejeune Poon

A vagina that can cause health problems. Like one ridden with hpv that can lead to you developing a brain tumor like that guy in the 60s who was stationed at Camp Lejeune and decided to blast mfs from a clock tower.

Dude I'm sick.

Maybe it's from that Camp Lejeune Poon.

Camp Lejeune Poon by september11th2000-fun February 19, 2025