Oh I was trapped somewhere on camp lejeune and tried to escape but cynthia claimed assault after I accidentally touched her face and then left at a gas station.
by Lostgirl8685 November 3, 2020
by Half Pound Bobby January 28, 2014
A place where happiness goes do die. Locally know as “fuck that place” Camp Lejeune, NC is a Marine Corps base nestled into the gloriously hurricane prone coast line of the devils arm pit. With weather that will make you wish you live in such luxurious climates such as Rosie O'donnell‘s Asshole, Camp Lejeune boasts beautiful shore lines covered in sand trash and crack heads.
John: Fuck I got orders to Camp Lejeune, NC
Phillip: dude that sucks I’d rather be stationed in 29 Palms!
Phillip: dude that sucks I’d rather be stationed in 29 Palms!
by James McCrime Dog January 21, 2020