Cumfuckle 

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.

Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert

Cumfuckle by Motownphilly February 17, 2021

cacfuckti 

Illegal mexicans whom stick their peckers in cactus plants to get off while imigating to the US. Its the only thing moist in the desert.

QUE? Me CacFuckti!

cacfuckti by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011

Carfuck 

A clusterfuck of cars.. like when the traffic light turns red and there are 8 cars in the intersection, then the other light turns green so there are another set of cars trying to get into the intersection as well. Can also occur when an accident happens and a pile-up of cars in the accident and otherwise stop traffic, causing a Carfuck.

Oh man, we're trying to turn left but there's a huge Carfuck blocking our way!

Carfuck by Stizlikethis September 14, 2009

Catfucker 

worse than just a "fucker," but more petty than a "motherfucker"

Did you see Bill O'Reilly's show last night?

No, I shun that catfucker.

Catfucker by The Spambulgler May 28, 2009

cumfuckle 

Waste Of Sperm

You are a cumfuckle

cumfuckle by C.Cardona,J.Bell April 22, 2018

comfuck

(v)
To use shitty internet service, cable service, and insanely high prices to utterly fuck customers up the ass.

(syn)
comcast
comcastic
comcastrophe
comcasted

*gets diconnected from CoD4* Shit, I just got comfucked!

comfuck by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008

carfucked 

when you car keeps breaking down on you and you keep investing money in trying to fix it

Dude, you are so carfucked!

carfucked by Molly Stong January 9, 2010