Person A: "Camera party!"
Person B, C, D: "Alright alright give me a moment"
Person E "Fuck off I don't wanna"
*Person E kicked from group chat*
Person B, C, D: "Alright alright give me a moment"
Person E "Fuck off I don't wanna"
*Person E kicked from group chat*
by Cis Male Farmer July 5, 2018
When going for a night out, there is always one person who will take hundreds of photo's of the night and upload them onto a social networking site the next morning. Most of the photo's are utter shit being blurry or not even of the correct friend circle. However, there will usually be a good 10 photo's of the night, and having a camera jockey with you means you don't have to worry about uploading any of your own photo's onto the internet.
Camera Jockey's are also useful to take on holidays, weddings and other social events where you just cannot be arsed bringing your own camera.
Camera Jockey's are also useful to take on holidays, weddings and other social events where you just cannot be arsed bringing your own camera.
Joe: "Hey man, you coming out tonight?"
Sam: "Yeah I am, you bringing a camera?"
Joe: "Nahh, don't worry about it, Sarah's coming out too."
Sam: "Ahh, good old Sarah the camera jockey."
Sam: "Yeah I am, you bringing a camera?"
Joe: "Nahh, don't worry about it, Sarah's coming out too."
Sam: "Ahh, good old Sarah the camera jockey."
by joe23002 March 5, 2011
After shooting all day on one knee, your pants are often grass stained and muddy, along with a sore knee.
by Sammm17 February 2, 2009
Video equipment attached to law enforcement personnel. Allows recording of events to be preserved on tape.
by yes juanito yes December 6, 2014
A way of making the government yet more money, cynically disguised as a way of stopping accidents. As with most of this government's ways of conning the public, anyone with an IQ of over 15 can work out it's just a con. Often speeding signs are not clearly visible (my mother was caught out like this), and in Luton a couple of years ago there were ten (!) police officers standing on a roadside stopping cars at random in the hope that one of the drivers might not have insurance or an up-to-date tax disc. Given the crime rate in Luton, is anyone out there seriously going to tell me they had nothing better to do? But back to the point. I'm not in favour of speeding (I saw a lunatic using a housing estate as a race track), but 5% of accidents are due to speeding. Speed cameras can't stop people driving like they're on the dodgems. And now people are having to keep a constant eye on their speed-o-meters, thus are distracted from the road ahead. Nice one, New Labour.
In court this morning a man was fined £200 and 18 months loss of license after being caught speeding by one of the speed cameras. In the next court-room a man was let off with a warning for GBH.
by Stormsworder October 17, 2006
A term that's derived from the U.S. version of the British TV comedy "The Office" in which a recurring character named "Jim Halpert" constantly looks into the camera with various expressions.
by Kevin_Vs._The_World August 29, 2017
by jccar October 11, 2015