Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.

Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.

Hooked the cables to by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020

Cumbleswatch 

A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.

Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.

Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!

Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"

*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."

Cumbleswatch by fat obese lady July 12, 2017

carbleswable 

When you’re in the mood for some chicken

Damn, I was so carbleswable last night.

carbleswable by Bungle Chorf February 17, 2018

making cables 

Defecating. So named for the evocative image of extruding black cords.

Darling, why are you taking so long in there? Are you making cables?

making cables by xltstr December 28, 2007

Julia Chambless 

A little faggot bitch

That Julia Chambless is in my garden again!

Julia Chambless by Juankotaz May 27, 2019

Monster cables

Useless, insanely overpriced, mediocre quality brand of AV cables. Audiophiles, with their usual tendency to suspend all reason and common sense, spend hundreds of dollars on them but cannot tell the difference between Monster Cables and coat hanger wire. Famous for selling gold-plated fiber-optic cables, which further demonstrate their customers' astounding lack of actual scientific knowledge.

Who on earth would pay $485 for a wooden volume knob? Oh yeah, the same idiots who pay $100 for a six foot HDMI link from Monster Cables.

Monster cables by Texas Dex June 13, 2008

Kamio Chambless 

Inescapably cute. Full of energy, shiny, and beautiful. Lights up the room when she enters.

God DAMN that Kamio is hot!

Kamio Chambless by djdigit September 18, 2003