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camptard 

In battlefield 3, Camptards are campers who normally uses the recon kit and camps at the corner of the map, at its own spawn point and not capturing the objectives or supporting the front line.

Despite the fact that Camptards not being helpful by not capturing objectives, low score and also the main reason making their own team lose, they always like to think that they are badass pros players just by comparing the number of kills/deaths to others and calling his own team mates noobs in the process blaming other players rather themself.

And also recently in Battlefield 3 forums there a huge number of camptards are whining and bitching that recon kit are not good enough and demand to make it god like.
Assault Solider: What the Fuck?! Why there are only 5 of us are taking objectives and the rest of the campers are not helping, our team is going to lose!

Camptard: ROFL you are a noob i got 32 kills and 1 death. While you have only 18 kills and 20 deaths.

Assault Solider: look the score, you not even helping us to capture any objectives.

Camptard: LOL you are retarded noob just look at the kills deaths ratio.

Assault Solider:.............
camptard by SIedgeHammer November 10, 2011
Where dead cars go to die. AKA Junkyard.
Douche Dave : "Hey Joe, wanna go to the carmatary and get some 6 foot long semi truck exhaust pipes for your brand new black Mercedes AMG?"

Joe : "Awesome idea! While we are at the carmatary let's see if we can get some bullhorns for it as well!"
Carmatary by drewniverse February 18, 2011
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Cumatarian 

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Canatarian 

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Ann gets all her meals from a can. she is a canatarian
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camotard 

Any person who casually dresses in full camoflauge and is neither in a war or hunting.
"Ok I know it's deer season but that doesn't give you an excuse to dress like a camotard everywhere you go."
camotard by mjk23 April 1, 2009

capatarious 

The penis right vein to the left of the right bottom left is called a capatarious.
Dammn, that porch monkey has a big capatarious.
capatarious by jane17 August 19, 2008

[cematary goth]

A goth who is obossed with cemataries loves to visit them study/ read about them even will have weddings or parties in them. (they are also obssed with death well actually all goths are obossed with death) they just cant get enough of cemataries
i am a goth but ilove visiting diffrent cemetaries which makes me cematary goth