Calum

Entrepreneur, philanthropist, billionaire playboy and inhumane rights activist. Founder and CEO of companies such as Calum's plastic burning business and Torture Corp. Head of Nordea's baby rape project. Recently defunded because of baby right activists.

Friend: Who is a cool dude?
You: Calum is a cool dude and totally not fat.

by notcalum October 12, 2019

Calum

A lovely guy and an amazing gentleman. Has time for anybody they know and is the kindest person you will ever meet. They are extremely good looking and any woman they find are lucky to have them. Calum's usually have massive penis's and love to satisfy there woman.

I met Calum last night he's such a gentleman and amazing in bed

by DepressoExpresso123456789 December 1, 2020

Calumed

A thin layer of pre-cum layering your underwear.

Jesus was disappointed when Calum Calumed in his pants.

by precoom February 23, 2021

Calum

Calum is really epic and cool. He is very tall and brags about it often. He is a generally talented guy and he is in top set for most things.

Calum is pog

by ClumClam February 19, 2021

Calum

Calum revell is special Officer doofy and fish and chips owner

He it’s Calum a.k.a Doofy and fish and chips owner

by Yoooooooooooooio June 28, 2019

Calum

Absolute fucking moron. Thinks he's hard because he punched an S1 in the face with a padlock. Thinks he's is funny but his jokes are the source of all aids in the UK

Look at Calum
Ye, he's a massive fucking pleb

by CalumIsABender September 16, 2017

Calum

shit at playing video game a shit. if a total dick to people. has a shit sense of humour. no one likes him. and no one loves him

person 1: he is being such a Calum

person 2: we need to kick him out of the party

by no one like Calum November 29, 2019