Calum

The name of a person who most of the time is an ass hole. Callum can be a nice person but you will likely find this is a facade

Snake

"Why is calum so mean?"
"Why are you surprised? his name is calum"

by Imanegg April 4, 2019

Calum

A bitch of a boy and likes the name Sally is annoying

Ugh he's annoying he's such a calum

by Ketamawn November 13, 2020

calum

A Calum is a small creature generally associated with something like Golem from 'the lord of the rings' they tend to be small white males who hide in the darkness of their rooms waiting for their favourite youtuber to upload a video

Stop being such a calum and go out already

by Shamefvl_ March 21, 2022

Calum

actually submissive and breedable

devot und züchterisch

Person 1: damn look at calum
Person 2: he is such a submissive and breedable femboy

Person 1: what the fuck

by Grass man Huger October 13, 2021

Calum

Perfect

Calum, he’s perfect

by Melody Woodward December 12, 2020

Calum

Perfect

Calum, he is perfect

by Melody Woodward December 12, 2020

Calum

Calums are annoying and are a dumb species, usually found near the wild classes in the dangerous school, if you see a Calum, be sure to ask him the hardest math question to make him look dumb

Person 1: Calum what is 6x2
Calum: 69 billion

by PotatertotIsCool October 27, 2020