callyn 

so freaking beautiful! if you don't love her then you are really really really dense/anus. its kind of hard to hate her explanation point explanation point. if you hate a callyn just kill yourself like really go die because then you aren't cool anyways question mark. you should want to be her best friend,

khugs: doo i luh callyn man but no homo!

callyn by ewfhbwehfbfdddd December 9, 2008

Callyn 

I don't think I've ever met a more talented person. I've met T-Swift btw.

Shes spicy as hell, a real gamer girl and when we meet eyes across the classroom... I get shivers down my spine.

Her smile lights up my dark world, and her sense of humour is breath taking.

I'd die for Callyn. I'd do it gladly.

Callyn makes my, oh maybe I shouldn't type this, hard.

Callyn by Sister hunny January 21, 2019

Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.

When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!

Calling Blitzkrieg by Turbo Beast March 10, 2011

Fatty calling the fatty fat

A statement describing hypocritical behavior on par with an obese individual crudely commenting on someone else's weight. A more up-to-date version of "A pot calling the kettle black", because everybody knows a porlty individual these days.

Kel Varnsen-There is Pat Robertson again saying that Islam is the prejudiced religion.

H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!

Fatty calling the fatty fat by THE Dr. Waterdoo July 10, 2010

calling uncle earl 

Throwing up after a night of drinking heavily.

John: Last night, we went out to the bar and he drank 3 Long Island Ice Teas, 4 shots of tequila, and 3 beers.

Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.

John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.

calling uncle earl by Daniel81 February 27, 2017

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone 

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.

BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone by ..WiL May 24, 2005

I ain't calling you a truther! 

Popular line from the TV show, "Drake & Josh", where Josh calls Drake a liar.

Josh: Drake, you made that whole story up!
Drake: No?
Josh: YOU, started that fight!
Drake: You callin' me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!

I ain't calling you a truther! by uberSMACK September 12, 2014