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House call 

When a guy only wants to have sex with you, so he invites you over to his house to hang out for the first time. Rather than a public place, or go on a date.
Him: Lets hang at my place?
Her: sorry I don’t do “house calls”
House call by Devin2264 March 6, 2022

the call is coming from inside the house 

when someone says something that is hypocritical, metaphor for self sabotage
friend #1: “some of yall must’ve interpreted this part wrong..”
friend #2: “the call is coming from inside the house girl!”
Word of the Day on October 8, 2023

I call horse nuts 

I call horse nuts is just a proper way of saying I call Bullshit
Why did that not count, I call Horse Nuts

calloused balls 

when one's balls sag so much so that thee drag upon a surface which is most commonly cement. this coarse surface causes a hardening of the sack and, eventually, a thick callous
Man: my balls are bleeding
Lobotomy Surgeon: don't worry they'll callous and become calloused balls
Having calluses; toughened: callous skin on the elbow.
Some of the calloused and discolored skin will rub off.
calloused by freckled September 28, 2014

ass callouses 

Callouses formed on the buttcheeks of a person usually as a result of sitting on a hard chair for an extended period of time. Common situations include your math review class after school which seems to drag on into oblivion, sitting on a folding metal chair at home while on your computer for several hours a day, or those long dinner parties with hard wooden chairs that you only go to because your wife begged you to.
Ex. 1: After staying after for math review for an entire hour, Jeff went home and played World of Warcraft until dinner time, when he was forced to sit at the table until all of his green beans were gone. Jeff has ass callouses.

Ex. 2: Marty plays Oblivion all day. He has ass callouses as a result.