Californian Roulette

Waking up each morning, wondering if today's the day that the Big One will hit. Played by every resident of and visitor to California, whether they wish to or not.

Dude 1: Why don't you move to somewhere where your entire city won't be levelled by an earthquake?
Dude 2: Nah, I don't really feel alive unless I'm playing Californian Roulette.

by Flakey December 6, 2012

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Californian Dementor

When one Juuls into another's gaping anus and sucks it back in like a dementor from Harry Potter and expels the gas from their anus.

I wish my man knew how to do a "Californian Dementor".

I'm hungry for a "Californian Dementor" right now.

I heard Brad gives the best "Californian Dementors".

No one does it like Lord Voldemort .

by VisualistTV December 16, 2018

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californian cocktail

to put a little weed in the end of a cigarette or cigar of any type.

Also refered to as a belgium blitz or Mississippi Martini.

Man 1: wanna smoke?
Man 2: yea but i aint got a piece...
Man 1: Just do a californian cocktail
Man 2: Hells Yea!!
Man 1: hells yea...

by d200 October 11, 2006

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Californian Shower

When you stand under the place where the water is supposed to come out, but because of the low-flow device you don't really get wet.

I just don't have that clean feeling after that lame Californian shower.

by nsfwns February 20, 2013

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A) What do you call a Republican from California in the rest of the U.S?

dunno what?

A Democrat.

B) As a Californian Republican, I stand for better education, more jobs, a balanced budget, government stimulation, and a better environment.

by aCalifornianRepublican March 21, 2010

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