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Best state ever. Makes every other state look like crap
Our governer can kick your governers ass.
by vikadin January 07, 2005
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A really nice state. Often ridiculed and stereotyped by people who either live in shitty states nobody cares about or they just have never been there.
Person #1: Man, California is so ghetto. Look at Los Angeles...
Person #2: Hick...
by Kyle February 27, 2005
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CALIFORNIA means: Everyone hates cops. We all live next door to Mexicans. Our chicks are WAY hotter than yours. We say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" (and I say them often). We know what real cheese and avocados taste like. All the porn you watch is made here, cause we FUCK better. We don't get snowdays off because there's only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear. We can wear sandlas all year long. We go to the Beach--not "down to the shore" you idiots! We know 65 mph really means 100. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and a high speed chase cuz we don't fuck around on the road. The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14. You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code. We might get looked at funny by locals while on vacation in their state, but when they find out we're from California we turn into Greek GODS. We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "California roll". No cop no stop baby! We can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day. All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here. We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!! We have In-N-Out which have the BEST burgers EVER(Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them). We have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means OUR opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than you. The best athletes come from here. We call it soda, not pop. We have 3 NFL teams..Raiders, 49er's, Chargers. Other countries hate the United States but they love CALIFORNIA. We have the best weed here....and it's all grown in our backyards!!!!!!!
California is the BEST state in the country!
by Hill5521 January 18, 2009
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Man I wish i was back home in cali instead of fucking indiana
by Jason A May 28, 2005
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Is where you should say your're from because everyone loves California. Just say "I'm from California" when you're out of the Country.
Tourist: I'm from California.
French Women: OHH we we! I love California with thier palmtrees and surfer dudes. Kiss me!
by it's all good April 01, 2005
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My dream land. Sunshine. A land of the best amusement parks, the beautiful blue ocean, Los Angeles.. dont forget the LA Lakers.. Hollywood, palm trees, rollerblading, suntanning, hot guys, beachbabes, oranges, grapes, mountains and deserts, and Arnold Schwarzenneger as governor (heheh)
I dream of California
by Tigre April 28, 2004
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A Place with awesome weather.
Got the hot guys(and chicks)

ONE OF THE FEW PLACES ON EARTH YOU CAN GET IN-N-OUT!!!!!

I love california
I miss it
Some guy not from California - Where are you from
California person - California, only the best place ever, you?
Some guy not from California - Oh I grew up in Utah
California Person- haha you suck I feel bad for you
by Sulker March 21, 2006
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