California recovery

Enjoying only the substances which are legal in California such as weed and alcohol.

I no longer smoke meth. I'm now in California Recovery!

california elmo

A person who smokes a shit ton of weed and loves to fish

by Undiedstick June 14, 2017

A woman on the one to ten scale of hotness that would rate a ten in any other other than California where her level of hotness only rates her a nine.

Dude 1: Hey, check out that girl, she's totally a ten.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?

by Nome de Guerre July 8, 2014

A longing for California.

A depression from being away from it, or a longing to visit or live there.

Person a: why's Caroline crying?

Person b: she's California sundreaming again.

by Rainydear August 27, 2017

A term used for a closer, deal maker, or problem solver. The term was used back in the 70's for a deal maker in the used car business.

Carmen tried to close the deal, but had to bring in the California Heavy Glen to ink the deal.

by closer14 January 6, 2011

Right after having sex, the man puts his penis in the woman's ear or nose and ejaculates

by thirsty daddy April 25, 2018

When one surprises another with their cut off testicles and hides them in ones possessions

by WindyAmericans March 14, 2021