When your are having in intercourse with a woman and you stick a calculator in her vagina and do an equation on that calculator
Man, I gave this girl The Calculator last night Twas amazing!
by <Anon_Anon> May 5, 2011
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'Calculated' is a term used in Rocket League which means that something occurred with proper timing.
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Me: Calculated
by SirJohn021485 August 31, 2020
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A really not so smart Phone and a very boring phone.
Person1- Do you have a calculator?
Person 2- Ya, why?
Person 1- Because you are lame!
Person 1- I actually have a phone
by QUEEN ANALISA February 5, 2019
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Using the calculator hot key on a computer to spam calculator applications on an individuals screen while they are unaware.
person 1: Dude, I turned around for like a minute and you calculatored me. How?

person 2: I am ninja
by JC M.D. January 16, 2010
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A useful object for those who are shit at maths. However, usually it is completely useless and is the perfect tool for getting someone's attention. All in all, it can be a weapon of maths (GET ITTTT? UB) destruction.
Person #1: OI

Person #2; -no response-
Person #1; -starts tapping person #2 with calculator with a cheesy grin-
Person #2; gtfo
by Lazzah September 28, 2009
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- any word that you can read differently upside down. (usually with numbers)

- to calculator a word/the calculator version of
classic example: 58008

d00d is calculator for p00p or vice versa.
by s4b1337 August 17, 2009
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